Flying Insects Taste My Flamethower

WARNING! NOT INTENDED FOR YOUNGER AUDIENCE BUT IF SO PLEASE TRY THIS UNDER ADULT SUPERVISION…I think…

I just hate it when flying insects makes a visit into my home. How do I deal with them? Well I use an insect spray…albeit not quite the conventional way. I know that most insect spray doesn’t kill them instantly even though you may have sprayed it on them from a distance of about half a meter. And if you look at the above picture, I even bought the insect spray specifically to cater to these flying bastards and it promises fast knockdown!

Well, time to take things into my own hands. If there was one thing I learned when I was a kid is to innovate. I flame them and hopefully vaporize them…ok the vaporized part may be a bit exaggerated, I’m just marketing it. So nowadays when I see a target, I grab my lighter and the insect spray and get to work. Stealthily I move towards the intended target and just at about 50cm away, I light my lighter and keeping a close eye on the target, I fire the spray at the target creating a home-made flamethrower. It works like magic. Never fails no matter how big the target. The fire burns their wings and they drop down immediately. In their desperate attempts they still try to flutter their wings but another round of napalm flame-throwing is all it takes to end their pitiless lives. Perhaps that’s what the manufacturers of insect sprays intended us to do in the first place. They just can’t state the obvious…