Happy Birthday! My deathbed wish...

Well, after much hesitation and thoughts, i decided to do what most losers do - setup a blog page. Man i can't stop to tell you how much this sucks! I must be really desperate for myself to start this stupid blog shit. Why? For the same reasons as everyone else i guess: an avenue to vent their frustration, anger, attention-seeking, psychotic scribbling, alter-ego, sexual tension relief...whatever...
So what's my fifth avenue, crap i don't even know where to start. Perhaps it's because i have too much wasted time on my hand, where instead of doing my own work and other shit, i prefer to waste my youth and time, in writing dumb shit like these for wierd people like you who would bummed on my site to read empty shit like these going nowhere like now. Perhaps i'm about to lose my mind thinking theres some conspiracy around me like my house were bugged just so millions of viewers all over the world can watch me wander aimlessly in my house watching porn, jerking off furiously, and repeating the process all over again day by day. I'm thinking it might appear late nights on some payview cable channel with aptly named title: Wankers Suburbia. Well, enough shit for now, this works like therapy, hence the title. If you like, post shit here, just so you know i hear ya. A'ight, later...